A few weeks ago I was in the grocery store waiting in line at the deli (which is where I spend at least 5% of my life), and there was a mother and child waiting behind me. The little girl was being very patient doing normal kid things. There was nothing about her behavior that made me cringe. She was just a little girl doing her best in the deli line.
But what happened next, did drive me bonkers so of course I had to write about it. The mother went on and on in a very loud voice about how the little girl needed to use her indoor voice, because we were inside. The irony was too much for me. The result:
Please Leave Your Extra Loud Parenting Voice At Home on Scary Mommy
And boys. Living with boys is….well, let’s just say if we go longer than three minutes without talking about farts or butt cheeks, we’re having a very civilized day.
I’m on The Mid with I Thought My Toddlers Were Hard…Before They Became Boys.
Hope you’re having a great week.
School is officially out. And I am riding the simultaneous waves of relief and terror.
Very funny peace on scary mommy! Still laughing.